fam i love ako she stays making my sides hurt. i always sleep on roselia, but whenever i read their stories ako has me rolling.
like, i almost didnt catch this dialogue the first time i read it. i went back and saw this and y’all i almost choked on my water .
b, u seen the milk. the milk seen u. how u still slip on it. the milk did not grab u. it did not entice u. the milk did not offer u a black market deal on the new yeezys. it didnt suck u in, there was no inescapable gravitational pull. u saw how it was there, and still. i ca nt
ako: “EVERYONE LOOK OUT! theres some lava on the floor about 30 feet away from us! thankfully, it’s moving at an incredibly slow pace. according to my calculations we should be able to just walk around it, no problem.”
rinko: “alright thank goodness i—“
ako 2 seconds later: “DAMN G IM IN THE LAVA!!!! IM BURNING HELP!!!!!”
rinko: “lmao u wildin ako”
never stop being u ako ur the funniest g irl in this game im just . im speechlessss oh my goodness