So from now on, the 4* cards is turning into a shippin material for the girls huh?

"Looking at my wallet with intense power"

Alright, bring it on Craftegg

I saw a girl so beautiful I started crying?!

(Also, sidenote: I have finally figured out how to post images. Took me some time...)

After 2 Arisa-Dupes in-game, and the fact that I have used the BanDori scout-simulator and pressed 10 Plays (With DreamFes Rates) over 100 times, I can with confidence conclude:

Sakura Arisa hates me.

Press like to give me a 1% higher chance of getting Sakura Arisa sometime in my life.

FUCK ME. the new set has 3/5 of my best girls. and one of them is the 4★. i have fallen and can't get up. i have been slain by 5 radiant goddesses. i have given my life to them.

chisato, kanon, please come home one day. kuraffutto gods, gacha gods, i won't ask for anything ever again. i wanna hug these girls and tell them they're so FUCKING PRETTY. i have seen 5 deities. 5 goddesses. gifts from god himself. is this reality? it must be a dream. these girls are too perfect. my gay radar is going off.

they! are both! in the! trained!! im so glad they're doing this again. we need more of the two-girl trained cards. we NEED more. i love this so much u have 0 (zero) idea.

sad to see misaki's bear curse hasn't been solved yet but she looks like a plushie playing with dolls @ a tea party. y'know, like little children would use plushies/dolls when playing that kinda stuff.

chisato and kanon are LITERAL. FUCKING. GODDESSES. ugh i'm so gay for them. chisato is one of my best girls and i have been slain. truly slain. this is the only thing i'm gonna talk abt now. what. the actual fuck.

tl;dr kuraffutto eggu has my life. it's official, guys. sorry

if there has ever been a time that i've wanted kanon to crush my skull with her sweet beautiful hands it'd be right fucking now. how DARE bandori give me the cutest goddamn thing i have ever seen with my own two eyes.

with the new smash character, isabelle out they even gave us the gift of another released character right after! let’s see who it is!

oh...

AHHHH a day after the event ends and I'm finally blessed. WELCOME HOME.

well fam. i thought id set up a jp account for fun, its been months since i messed around on that version. i do my first full pull to get started and, can u guess what i got?? no thats ok, ill go ahead and show u

of course, what else other than a lovely reminder from my pastel kiddos about whose dad i am. a reminder that i am never, under any circumstance, allowed to leave or stray from these girls again. a reminder that failure to abide by these rules may result in severe punishmentv .

a reminder that i am, regardless of which version of the game i choose to play, under a constant glittering and sparkling fuwa-fuwa surveillance

ahhaah man it sure is grreat to be bushido dad

EDIT: alli gave me a starter account w/ a 4* hina on it (may she be forever blessed) and i gathered enough stars to do my first full pull on that account. im not making this stuff up fam im really a dedicated father out here. i show my kids love and they show it back

My brain physically cannot comprehend the levels of gay. #KanChisa everyday!

me a fucking idiot: why does pasupare have the least cards and stuff about them???

me realizing its cuz they are the least popular band so of course they wouldn't get as much content:

i have 2350 stars right now

hopefully i can get enough to have two pulls by the time the hhw angst event™ comes out