Is it time for the Challenge Live funeral? I think it is.
I've been saying that this is a joke, but I should probably say that I hope this is a joke. Okay, on with the funeral.
(I literally just looked up funeral introduction speech and I'm just following the template)
I would like to welcome you to this celebration of the life of the Challenge Live, who passed away on January 29, 2020. Challenge Live was my best friend an I am honored to be here today as we remember them and reflect on their life.
Challenge Lives have been my favorite event type for a while now (actually, it hasn't been that long). My first Challenge Live was on the EN version, and it was A Dreamy Promenade. It was actually my second event after getting starting BanG Dream!, and soon after, Challenge Lives became my favorite event type. Then January 2020 came. On the 29th, I was walking down the street when I saw Craft Egg jump out and murder Challenge Live. It was very disturbing, but I denied it until May came. Then I realized Challenge Live was dead.
Okay guys, please leave your over-exaggerated reflections on Challenge Live's life as well in the comments. There's not really gonna be a burial, since if you look on the death certificate that I posted a few days ago, it says they disintegrated.